1. marauders4evr:

    white-fang-adam:

    Can we just have every superhero react like that?

    "A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

    "Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

    "Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

    (Source: littlechinesedoll, via followthesignals)

     

  2. i thought i was done being up at 4 am when i quit jimmy johns but nope, only downside of trader joes is that im fucking up my bodies schedule just as much as i was last year. 

     
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  5. americanfrontier:

    oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

    (via sleepingtreelimbs)

     

  6. I can’t with this sign because

    saltandpuff:

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    BACK FOOT OPEN

    RUB RUB 7 DAYS

    (via sleepingtreelimbs)

     
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  10. When my friend is eating something & I want a bite

     
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  12. oomshi:

    i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot

    (via passionate-cunt)

     
  13. (Source: -teesa-, via gennasaurus)

     
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  15. hairandbrokenglasses:

    okay google help me out

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    okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second

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    hell fuckin yeah

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    (via sleepingtreelimbs)